Good thing he doesn’t know any swears yet
The stars aligned today, allowing me the precious hour and fifteen minutes it takes to run down to Ikea and back.
First, I had showered the night before, so I was relatively fresh and ready.
Second, I got more than four and a half hours of sleep.
Third, Owen didn’t need to be picked […]
Tired people are not fun people
Dear sweet Molly Margaret,
I’d be lying if I said I liked this stage you’re in. I love you to the moon and back, but when you’re older I want you to Google “four-month-old sleep regression” and then APOLOGIZE HEARTILY TO YOUR MAMA.
Love,
Your mama
Like a bowling ball with feet?
Today, my son asked me what an armadillo is. That is the trickiest question I have ever fielded, as a parent, including “How did Molly get out of your tummy?” (No one has yet asked how she got in there in the first place.)
Thank god they haven’t seen a platypus yet.
I’m a jerk, II
So in skipping the long, trying-to-be-funny-but-failing post about what an asshole I am and running with the placeholder lame-o “we’re alive and I’m a jerk” post, I think I alarmed a couple of people, like say my husband, who turned to me and said, “Is there something I need to know?”
No! I’m just a garden-variety […]









