I’m a jerk
Hi, world.
My wordpress client for iPhone sucks, so I haven’t updated my blog in one thousand years. I’m in the middle of trying to write a post about what an asshole I am (not for not updating my blog, just as, like, a general state of my existence) but it sucks. I’m a jerk and […]
Six.
To the boy who screamed into my world six years ago today and changed everything: Happy birthday, I love you, you’re amazing. To answer your questions:
1. Every minute of every day.
2. Because we didn’t realize your initials would spell “O.J.”
3. To Pluto and back a million hundred million hundred times … plus […]









