They make it look so easy!
Posted on | March 4, 2008 11 Comments | e-mail | print
No mandatory blog posting month with the thematic imperative of ‘lists’ would be complete without referencing McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and its … well, lists. They make me wish I were clever and adept at grouping things together with wit and irony.
Instead, I give you: My Unchanging Shopping List:
- Diapers
- Formula
- Tostitos
- Pasteurized processed cheese food, Nacho flavor
- pureed fruit in tiny jars
- Milk
(I thought about adding something comical on there, like Zombie Repellant, but that would be a falsehood. We have no zombies in this neighborhood. Octogenarians, yes, but no zombies per se.)
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March 5th, 2008 @ 7:39 am
Hmmm…that sounds better than my list:
Soymilk
Soy creamer
Milk
Coffee
Yogurt - 3 key lime, 3 blueberry
Smart balance
Pierogies
Oatmeal
Fruity pebbles
Soy cheese
Goat cheese
Flatbread
White bread
Bagels
Soy cream cheese
Pop tarts - brown sugar
Bananas
Kiwis
Apples
Lettuce
Red onion
Carrots
Green Pepper
Dried Fruit (for granola)
Ground turkey
What does it say about me that I have my essential grocery list memorizied? Hmmm. Plus, it looks like two ancient people with food allergies live with a toddler, if you read this carefully.
For extra fun, throw in the Drug mart list, with the every-other-week Citrucel and Miralax purchases.
Reply to thisMarch 5th, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
DUDE!
That’s all.
Reply to thisMarch 5th, 2008 @ 7:10 pm
supa wrote:
Hilarious. That’s what I was thinking, actually.
Reply to thisMarch 5th, 2008 @ 9:04 pm
When I had my coffee house in SoWeBo, I could have tattooed my weekly BJ’s list on the back of my hand, which is where I always wrote it. If I used a Sharpie, it wouldn’t even have completely faded from week to week.
SODA 5x
16oz 3x
FILTERS
MILK 8x
NAPKINS
That was… 14 years ago? Maybe I should let myself forget that list, huh?
Reply to thisMarch 7th, 2008 @ 8:30 pm
No! It’s kind of cool that you remember.
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