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They make it look so easy!

Posted on | March 4, 2008 11 Comments | e-mail | print

No mandatory blog posting month with the thematic imperative of ‘lists’ would be complete without referencing McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and its … well, lists. They make me wish I were clever and adept at grouping things together with wit and irony.

Instead, I give you: My Unchanging Shopping List:

  • Diapers
  • Formula
  • Tostitos
  • Pasteurized processed cheese food, Nacho flavor
  • pureed fruit in tiny jars
  • Milk

(I thought about adding something comical on there, like Zombie Repellant, but that would be a falsehood. We have no zombies in this neighborhood. Octogenarians, yes, but no zombies per se.)

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11 Responses to “They make it look so easy!”

  1. Bad Hippie
    March 5th, 2008 @ 7:39 am

    Hmmm…that sounds better than my list:

    Soymilk
    Soy creamer
    Milk
    Coffee
    Yogurt - 3 key lime, 3 blueberry
    Smart balance
    Pierogies
    Oatmeal
    Fruity pebbles
    Soy cheese
    Goat cheese
    Flatbread
    White bread
    Bagels
    Soy cream cheese
    Pop tarts - brown sugar
    Bananas
    Kiwis
    Apples
    Lettuce
    Red onion
    Carrots
    Green Pepper
    Dried Fruit (for granola)
    Ground turkey

    What does it say about me that I have my essential grocery list memorizied? Hmmm. Plus, it looks like two ancient people with food allergies live with a toddler, if you read this carefully.

    For extra fun, throw in the Drug mart list, with the every-other-week Citrucel and Miralax purchases. :)

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  2. Chair
    March 5th, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

    DUDE!

    That’s all.

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  3. supa
    March 5th, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

    supa wrote:

    Plus, it looks like two ancient people with food allergies live with a toddler, if you read this carefully.

    Hilarious. That’s what I was thinking, actually.

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  4. your neighborhood librarian
    March 5th, 2008 @ 9:04 pm

    When I had my coffee house in SoWeBo, I could have tattooed my weekly BJ’s list on the back of my hand, which is where I always wrote it. If I used a Sharpie, it wouldn’t even have completely faded from week to week.

    SODA 5x
    16oz 3x
    FILTERS
    MILK 8x
    NAPKINS

    That was… 14 years ago? Maybe I should let myself forget that list, huh?

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  5. supa
    March 7th, 2008 @ 8:30 pm

    No! It’s kind of cool that you remember.

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