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Human beings versus the animals

Posted on | March 1, 2006 7 Comments | e-mail | print

So remember when I heard that rustling in the walls?

Right. So uh, it never really went away. So we’re stepping it up a notch.

Flickr: Human Beings versus the Animals

And I am so grossed out. Peta would have my ass for this, man! We’re going to be mouse-murderers! Or possibly squirrel-squashers! Bunny-bashers! Rat-wringers!

But you know? If it makes that DAMNED INFERNAL RUSTLING stop for the love of God, I will have absolutely no trouble sleeping at night.

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7 Responses to “Human beings versus the animals”

  1. Dixie
    March 1st, 2006 @ 7:42 pm

    Think of it as keeping bubonic plague from getting a foothold.

    Rustling in the walls reminds me when I was a kid and I’d hear scratching and rustling in the ceiling above my bed. I complained to my parents and they were convinced it was a shrub rustling against the side of the house.

    A couple weeks later my dad went up into the attic for something and was confronted by a rat that he swore was the size of a cat. I’m fairly sure he was stretching the truth a bit. I hope he was.

    Gah. I’m still a bit freaked out about a huge rat being above my head as I layed in bed.

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  2. Elizabeth
    March 1st, 2006 @ 9:41 pm

    Could be bats… is there weird squeeking involved?

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  3. Dad
    March 1st, 2006 @ 9:58 pm

    Then there was the story of the young couple parked at the graveyard. She swore she heard a noise he thought she was being silly. They eventually sped away and that night found a bloody stump of a hand in the door handle!!

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  4. supamb
    March 1st, 2006 @ 10:27 pm

    Dad, that’s the perfect story to hear when it’s dark and there is skrittering in the eaves!!

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  5. Malnurtured Snay
    March 1st, 2006 @ 11:46 pm

    Why don’t you just, I dunno …

    … get a cat?

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  6. supamb
    March 2nd, 2006 @ 12:48 pm

    Now there’s an idea! Know of any cats for rent? ;)

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  7. Matt
    March 3rd, 2006 @ 11:10 am

    This is what I get for not reading down the page…

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