Go Banana!
Topics searched on eBay this evening, while under the influence and with aid from Iain …
banana
quilt
2002 ford ranger
2-year-old male
ebay
fuckers
used toothbrush [Only used 5 times, but it still brushes teeth fine. $10 shipping]
iPod
Panther
Condom Machine: You are bidding on a Lancer’s Diplomat, slightly used, double mechanism condom vending machine. It was placed on location […]
Take that, ya bastard.
This is the girl power I’m talking about. Strength in numbers, righteous indignation, and hard kicks to the groin: Girls Pummel Man Who Exposed Himself.
Sexual predators, beware. There are many, many more of us than you.
Thanks for the link, Dan.
Insert Glass Wordplay Here, Part II
I can’t wait to see Shattered Glass when it hits Baltimore. I’m a major sucker for journalism films. Broadcast News and All the President’s Men are at the top of the list, of course.
And as I’ve read The Fabulist, and can’t really get enough of the Jayson Blair/Stephen Glass scandals, I’m all over this.
Insert Glass […]
I’ll show you scary
Bah. This Halloween stuff is for kids.
I’m not bitter or anything. I don’t have a costume, I don’t have plans, and I don’t know anyone to have plans with, but really, I’m not bitter.
Really.
Well, yesterday was pretty good. Dave called, and we had a good chat. We always have a good chat. And Jeffy […]
Monkey Girl strikes again.
I really like that as a name for my site: MonkeyGirl.com.
Anyway. I really have a lot I’ve been thinking about, way more than just Girl Scout Cookies and monkeys and masks and shit. I don’t think I can get it all out here though. I dunno.
First: Read Ishmael again. Depressing, yet heartening. Wondering about […]
Simian antics
I am Monkey Girl! I am Monkey Girl! My legs are too short and my arms are too long. Only evidently I am not as cute as some primates.
Ugly Monkey Girl!
See … this is what happens when you don’t eat for 23 hours. Urrgghhhh …
Oooh, scary!
Sweet, dude. Thanks to the City Paper, I don’t have to sweat not having a Halloween costume. I’ll just use one of theirs. I think the Kendal Ehrlich mask is the most frightening …
Curse you, evil Girl Scout
Curse you, evil Girl Scout Cookies! Be gone! Tempt me no further!
Girl Power!
Best day of October: today, because it’s Girl Scout Cookie Delivery Day!
Delicious, so nutritious … I must be careful, though, because I have six boxes of cookies underneath my desk, and I could inhale them all in less than five minutes with no problems whatsoever.
Best Part of the Month: When they change the mini-posters […]
American patchwork pie
Oh yeah, baby. Got the mad quiltin’ skillz.
There’s got to be a cooler word than “quilting,” anyway. Why not … um … hmm.
Anyway, got the mad skillz here. I’m cuttin’, I’m trimmin’, I’m makin’ little triangle pieces. The plan is to do a bunch of little pinwheels in autumnal colors, then stitch the whole bitch […]









